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iPeed: Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home. →
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iPeed: Just saw a guy sneeze 54 times in a row. I didn't know that was possible. →
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iPeed: Discount clothes shopping with Rachel. We're ready to go beat some bitches up! →
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iPeed: @SabolS I dunno if I'm there or not →
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iPeed: I'm your guitar, your instrument of luck. Come on, oh baby, time to pluck! →
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iPeed: Watching Kenny Loggins perform Footloose live. Which reminds me... this was the best song in the last Singers show... oh wait. →
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iPeed: @melodious12 haha thanks. how was the concert? →
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iPeed: @melodious12 i want to be your lover... not your fuckin mother →
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iPeed: "I peed a little" in Parseltongue http://t.co/Z9Knt8K →
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iPeed: @melodious12 nope... no one's more hood than Lucille Ball →
